Here are The 30 Sexiest Hotels in the World, from Cosmopolitan,
These hotels are basically begging you to get it on!
Isn’t it so funny how you know a hotel is sexy if it has a see-through bathroom? As if you’re doing absolutely nothing in the shower besides having super-voyeuristic sex?
Erotic hotels have a whole vibe that’s mostly corny but also kinda hot…and they should be recognized for their extra efforts in helping you and bae have a truly bangin’ vacation. That said, read on for our guide to the sexiest hotels in the world.
1 Bamboo Villas, Tulemar in Manuel Antonio, Costa Rica
2 Banyan Tree, Bali
3 Entre Cielos Luxury Wine Hotel + Spa in Mendoza, Argentina
If you and bae want to take wine night to the next level, the private Vineyard Loft at Entre Cielos is lofted 30-feet off the property’s eight acres of vineyards. If even the sight of wine makes you frisky (no judgment), there’s also a private jacuzzi tub on the outdoor terrace.
Book Now starting at $345/night
4 Hotel Ofutei, Japan
Pretty much a universal sign of a “sexy” hotel room is a see-through bathroom. The more see-through, the better (obvi). This Bath Suite room at Hotel Ofutei features a glass-enclosed bathroom with a two-person jacuzzi and floor-to-ceiling windows that look out onto the ocean.
Book Now Starting at $397/night
5 Baros, Maldives
6 Katikies Mykonos, Greece
The new Katikies Mykonos hotel features rooms with some pretty stunning views of the Aegean Sea, private pools overlooking the water, and white-washed private verandas. You can stargaze with your boo on your own private deck or go for a romantic stroll on the beach below you. Either way, it doesn’t get much better than this.
Book Now starting at $340/night
7 Provacateur Berlin, Berlin
8 The James NoMad, New York City
9 Prince Gallery, Tokyo
10 Milky Way Star Bed – Samara Private Game Reserve, Africa
11 Zabuco Villa, Secret Bay, Dominica
12 Elewana Loisaba Tented Camp, Loisaba, Kenya
If you want a view but are totally anesthetized to beachfront hotel rooms, this bougie tented camp in Loisaba, Kenya, is pretty hard to beat. It’s located on a plateau overlooking a nature conservancy, so you have views for days of the giraffes and zebras next door. It’s intimate, and the sunsets are supposed to be spectacular too.
Book Now starting at $385/night
13 The Muraka Conrad Maldives Rangali Island, Maldives
Okay, I can’t explain why this is a recurring theme of this article, but I guess effing in front of nature—and in this case, underwater creatures—is, like, a thing. And until right now, I didn’t know I found it sexy? But let me tell ya, I find this underwater hotel room at The Muraka Conrad incredibly sexy. Like, name a hotter or more exotic place to get it on…
Book Now starting at $40k/night
14 Serenity at Coconut Bay, St Lucia
This luxury couples-only, all-inclusive Serenity Resort is perfect for people who want to lay out in the sun but stay in and have their privacy be undisturbed. Each suite features a king-size four-poster bed, private entrances, and a privacy box at the entrance to each suite to get food without having to talk to anyone. If the idea of a Sunday in bed is your ideal recharge move, go here to do exactly that, but in St. Lucia.
Book Now starting at $664/night
15 Snow Bear Chalets, Montana
If you and your boo are more snow bunnies than beach bums, these multimillion dollar treehouse chalets are perfect for you. They’re located 30-feet above the forest floor for optimal mountainside views of Glacier National Park. The Ponderosa and Tamarack chalets even have turrets you can climb into, complete with a round 7-foot bed and 600 fiber-optic stars on the ceiling meant to look like constellations.
Book Now starting at $299/night
16 Four Seasons Oahu, Hawaii
17 Gangtey Lodge, Bhutan
For a sexy hotel that’s off the beaten path, Gangtey Lodge in Bhutan (that’s in the Himalayas…I had to Google it too, don’t worry) should definitely be on your short list. They’ve got tubs that overlook the mountains and luxe AF spa treatments. There’s a fire-hot stone bath you can look forward to soothing your sore muscles in after any activity (wink wink).
Book Now starting at $500/night
18 Calabash Cove, St Lucia
19 Le Royal Monceau – Raffles Paris, France
20 Iconic Santorini, Greece
The Cliff Suite at the Iconic Santorini sits on its own separate level and features two wraparound balconies so you can peep the Satorini caldera and ancient volcano. There’s also an indoor grotto pool and an outdoor pool meant to make you feel like you’re floating over the sea.
Book Now starting at $730/night
21 W South Beach, Miami
22 Nizuc, Cancun
23 Capella Ubud, Bali
While Bali might be known for their sweeping ocean views, there’s also a ton of lush forest to explore. These luxury tents at Capella Ubud are not only fancy by glamping standards but also pretty impressive by any hotel standard. No promises, but it’d probably be like effing within a white noise machine, if that’s your thing. (It should be.)
Book Now starting at $848/night
24 Alila Villas Uluwatu, Bali
25 Fairmont Hotel Vancouver, Canada
The Lieutenant Governor’s suite at the Fairmont Hotel Vancouver was featured in the 50 Shades of Grey movie, so it’s sexy and they know it. The hotel has a special Mr. Grey package, which includes suite accommodation, a custom lace eye mask, bottle of Dom, chocolate dipped strawberries, and more.
Book Now starting at $3999/night
26 Montauk Beach House, Montauk
27 Hotel de Paris Monte-Carlo, Paris
28 Hoshinoya Fuji, Japan
If you’re also sensing a stargazing pattern here, you’re right! Just look at that insane view of Mount Fuji. The Hoshinoya is a luxury glamping resort built into the side of a cliff that’s directly across from Mt. Fuji. Translation: You’re in for truly incredible views.
Book Now starting at $646/night